Text message received at 9:23 p.m. last night:
hey jordan told me 2 tell u tht he doesnt like emily she hangs on him & he tries 2 get her off im helpin wit it but he doesnt like her he told me 2 tell u & make sure ur not mad at him
1 - I don't know anyone named Jordan.
2 - I'm not mad at him.
3 - I don't know anyone named Emily.
4 - She sounds lovely (and maybe a little kinky).
5 - I'm not surprised Jordan doesn't like Emily - guys don't really like it when a girl hangs on them.
6 - If Jordan "tries 2 get her off" it's no wonder Emily likes Jordan, though...but he may be sending mixed signals.
7 - Since this message wasn't for me, I am DYING to know who 'u' is and if there is mass confusion at school today.
8 - I am also curious if this is the same sender who wanted to know what time the game was and if it was home or away last Friday.